
8.5 Months
We have officially been in BW longer than Liberia. Granted, we were on vacation for 3.5 weeks, but still we are here longer than any other place in Africa before.
Speaking of vacation, let's recap the experience from hell. We were supposed to be on the flight out of Johannesburg to Paris at 19:40, however Air France oversold the flight (I know shocking!) so they moved us to the flight at midnight. We spent 5 hours on the airport. Gratefully, we had Air France lounge access, so even though N. didn't sleep, it wasn't as hard as it could have been. Then we flew for 12 hours and upon arrival in Paris and waiting for our luggage, we realized that N's suitcase wasn't there. It was 15 C (mid 50s F) in Paris and N had only 2 pj's and one set of clothes from the carry on. Thankfully, I had 2 blankets, so that was helpful. We arrived on Saturday morning. On Sunday morning, Michael woke up with pain in his lower abdominal area. It got worse in the next hour, so he hopped on a taxi and went to the closest hospital in Paris. I called the Embassy and spoke to the duty officer asking for help and the dumb lady was of no help. During this time, Mike was going through test and scans. The doctors found that he has an infected appendix and required surgery. I made my way to the hospital to see him before the surgery. I also called my cousin and she said that she will make it back to Paris from Rabodanche by the evening time. The hospital looked awful. It was old and decrepit. I have seen hospitals like that in Bulgaria, but Paris, come on! Mike had the surgery-endoscopy, in the evening. It went well. The next day (Monday) I was supposed to be in class, but I had no one to take care of N. I went to my cousin's in the afternoon and left N with her and made my way to the hospital-AGAIN! Mike was much better. He was in a room that smelled like pee. Let me tell you how fast I had to remember my French-very fast, because no one speaks English. Everybody was so polite and helpful but still didn't know English. Mike was released on Tuesday at noon and took N and went to my cousin's for the afternoon, so she could help him. I made it to school on Tue afternoon. The rest of our stay in Paris was amazing. We went to the Louvre for a day. N managed to poop himself to such extend that everything was covered in poop in the middle of the Louvre. I didn't have a spare paid of pants or socks so I put his legs through the sleeves of his wool cardigan and wrapped his feet with blankets. He looked pathetic, but he was warm. I have always loved Paris-the cafes, the tons of people, the fact that everybody smells great and looks amazing. There is also all the culture stuff to, but that is a given. I would love to live in Paris for a longer period of time and give Mike the chance to actually see it. Oh and I wouldn't have been able to do it without my cousin's help. It was a miracle that she was there. Oh yeah and the suitcase came on Tue, right after I spent crazy amounts of cash to make sure my baby doesn't get sick in this cold weather.
We left Paris on Sunday for BG. Mike was having some pain on the site of his surgery but it wasn't anything bad. Of course that is not true! By 1:30 am on Monday, he was in total pain and on his way to a Bulgarian ER. I called the Embassy at 1:30 am and the nurse was very helpful. Mike was admitted and was put on IVs of antibiotics galore. On Tue, the scan showed that the body has contained the infection into a puss pocket (I know it sounds great!) instead of infecting his entire abdominal. Mike was in the hospital until Thur noon. The entire time the nurse and the doctor of the Embassy were there, giving me updates and working with the hospital. It was such a difference from our Paris experience. OK, so after this Thur there were no more visits to the hospital. Mike stayed on antibiotics for 5 more days and now is at 100%.
On Sunday, May 24th was N's baptism. It went great! N did great up to the point when the priest dunked him in the giant baptism bucket (not sure of the word) and poured water on his face. The poor baby has not slept since 06:00 am and was so tired and this was the final straw. He flipped out! Couple of minutes earlier a British group of tourists has entered the church to see it, because it is one of the oldest and most preserved churches, and they were so excited to see a baptism and were taking pictures. So right after N got dunked and the priest handed him all hysterical to his godfather and the Brits were snapping along, is when he started peeing with every cry. The priest jumped back very fast and the entire church started laughing. The poor baby kept crying and peeing for about a minute. He had a perfect parabola trajectory. We have it on video for posterity. He was upset for the rest of the ceremony and all he wanted was his mommy, which is kinda hard when the godparents were supposed to hold him. After the baptism, he fell asleep in the car and slept through most of the lunch. Th rest of vacation in BG was calm. We knew we had a 12 hrs layover in Paris on the way back, so Mike found a great apartment for that time. We also tried to get seats next to a bulkhead, so we can put N in a bassinet, but because I bought a full ticket for him, we couldn't because the system assumes that he is over 2 years old if he has a full ticket. Helloooo, we went to Air France's reps and she said we have to do it the day of the flight. The day of the flight came and we made it to Paris nice and safe. The hotel/apt was great. We took naps, relaxed, oh and before we went to the hotel we actually secured the seats we wanted. It took 30 mins and Mike pointing at N over and over showing the Air France lady that, yes he is indeed a baby, not a toddler. Sorta relaxed, we left the hotel to check in our luggage. We made it to the counter, only to encounter a lady with an attitude. From the beginning, she was asking stupid questions such as-why are you going to Botswana and do you have other form of IDs (beside US passports, helllooo). The final part of her craziness was when she said we can't take the stroller to the gate, then she changed her mind and said we can't the baby chair on the plane and the stroller. Finally after she called her supervisor and I showed her that the chair is approved for plane travel they decided that they will go ahead and charge us for the stroller as excess baggage, because the ticket for N was bought as a toddler, not a baby and all he gets is 20 kilos. It made no difference to them that nobody has ever charged us for anything on any flights, because WE ARE TRAVELLING WITH A BABY! Mike argued, I argued, another manager came and in the end we had 2 managers and 2 check-in reps telling us we have to pay 47 euros per kilo for the stroller and the 1 kilo that N's suitcase was over. If anybody would like to know the digits, this is what it meant-both made over 10 kilos @ 47 euros per kilo they wanted 517 euros for a stroller and a kilo over, which is over $700. And they kept saying, "Sorry, there is nothing we can do!" WTF is wrong with AIR FRANCE and these particular French. They said that Air France in Joburg has made a mistake when they didn't charge us so they are correcting it. The original counter wench said the "THIS IS CHARLES DE GAULLE AIRPORT AND WE HAVE DIFFERENT RULES" Duh, lady, we flew out of CDG 2.5 weeks earlier on a flight where N didn't have his own ticket and should have been charged for his 20 kilo suitcase and the chair and the stroller but weren't. But, no, nothing will make them listen. They kept printing some stupid paper and circling that we each got 20 kilos as if I am retarded. In the end I asked what were our options and there were two-pay or leave the stroller behind. So we did, we left my baby's first stroller on the French airport! I took my sleeping son out of his stroller, while I was crying and left it on the scale. I asked them what they will do with it and the bitch said "Oh, it's trash". I wish I could have hit her. Maybe, I should have hit her at least to make me feel better. I asked that they donate it to charity and not waste a brand new Italian stroller. Well, this went on for about an hour and at this time we were late for the plane. One of the managers, a dude, escorted us through passport control and security. I kept crying and he kept saying "I am sorry, there is nothing we could do". Mike called it BS, because there is some thing they could do. They can just put the stroller on the plane. The flight was long and I kept thinking about the very first stroller N had and how one of my girlfriends and I spent months choosing the right one so it could be driven with one hand and closed with one hand, so it will be easier for travel and then I keep seeing it sitting on the baggage conveyor. I am still so sad about this. Those people have no heart and no brain and are total asses. No wonder everybody thinks the French are asses. It is because of people like those, they were admitting they made a mistake and wanting to punish us. Well, when we landed in Joburg and I was carrying N and dragging a carry-on the Air France/KLM manager was at the door. She asked me if I needed my stroller and Mike told her that it was taken away from us. She couldn't believe it, but then she is Dutch and it seems like they have hearts, unlike the French. She lent me an umbrella stroller for the 3 hours in Joburg and we gave her all our information. She said that she will try and get it back for us. I am not holding my breath, because I can see the French bitches destroying just out of spite. This week we are also writing letter of complaint to Air France and every other airline that is member of the star alliance. I woke up 2 days ago, thinking that I should have thrown down my dip. pass on the counter (because we travel with our normal ones otherwise) and told them "I am taking this stroller with me and not paying a dime, if you have a problem, well you better call security" but I was in such shock and disbelief, plus we haven't slept for the past three nights because N is teething, that I just tried to reason. As if reasoning with a bag of leaves makes any difference.
We made it back to Gabs and we even stayed until all the luggage was out, just in case they loaded the stroller after the fact. Nope, no such thing! Heartless assholes! I am never flying with Air France ever again. EVER!
I have bunch of pix from the baptism and Paris but will have to load slowly. I will attach a link as soon as I do.
Next vacation is in the US where we will fly with United or Delta.